Did you know the protein used by food replicators is synthesized from bacteria native to the human digestive tract?Primitives... *turns on food replicator*
Well do you know what that pyjak used to eat when it was alive?Did you know the protein used by food replicators is synthesized from bacteria native to the human digestive tract?
(roasts pyjak meat over the fireplace instead)
Who cares, as long as it's properly roasted and stuffed with garlic?Well do you know what that pyjak used to eat when it was alive?
The grilled goose sounds tasty, I think I'll have that. I only have 5 copper coins, is that enough? Otherwise, perhaps I can pay for my meal with a song. (Plays a few notes on a lute). *Ahem*:
I once arrived at a humble abode
A tavern where they serve drinks that explode
The menu was goose, grilled or raw
The place barely complied with the law
I'm still working on the song.
Does anyone want any cookies? I got loads of ‘em baking in my pocket dimensional oven.
Dear visitor, enjoy your meal!
I would also like to enquire what food do other guests prefer so that we could improve the menu?
Hmm, one CP... Could you do us a favour? There are rats in the basement. You can go and eliminate their threat if you want, and we'll pay you 4 extra CP for this task.I only have on CP. What does that buy around this joint?
I apologize if my love for the taste of garlic was culturally offensive, I didn't think about the adverse reactions to ... the "vitally challenged".Ugh - not garlic! It always spoils the fun. What's next: some holy water in cocktails? We should definitely declare dishes with the garlic outlawed in this tavern. And yes, please let me know before you go to your rooms whether you’ve ordered food with it today.