Food and drink

[Eternal]

All guests should rest absolutely assured that I or my Clan have nothing to do with these lovely creatures. If you're implying that I was inadvertently feeding on them, then pah! Shame on you! They're rats! And if you are hinting at our kinship, then just take a look at my childhood photo. Are we alike?

 

[Urdnot_Wrex]

All guests should rest absolutely assured that I or my Clan have nothing to do with these lovely creatures. If you're implying that I was inadvertently feeding on them, then pah! Shame on you! They're rats! And if you are hinting at our kinship, then just take a look at my childhood photo. Are we alike?

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Good thing we Krogans have two hearts, because one of them is melting right now. What a cute picture.

 

[Antimatter]

Anyway, if there is a courageous adventurer here, they can try their valour in the basement. Think about it! 4 CPs!

 

[Urdnot_Wrex]

We're also offering a not-as-old-as-it-looks broomstick as an adequate weapon if the courageous adventurer happens to be unarmed! You can keep it afterwards. And bring the dead rats. They look big enough to be roasted with... onions?

 

[Nimran]

Cookies!


@dmwyvern

Before you decide about the rats, this is the last images one of the probes I sent to the basement sent before being destroyed...

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Look at that cute wittle smile.

 

[Antimatter]

I have 3 news, 2 good and 1 bad.

While no one has been brave enough to step down into the basement, I've done it myself. We no longer have a rat problem!

Dear guests, I present you our new dish: The Very Delicious Absolutely Tasty Stew. Just 2 CP, and you'll never forget it, I guarantee!

The bad news is that someone (gives everyone a piercing look) stole our Rogue Stone...

I'm opening an official investigation and requesting each of you to provide evidence of your innocence!

 

[Urdnot_Wrex]

To say I'm innocent would be a lie. In this particular case though, I am, in the sense that I didn't steal the stone.

Evidence?

Look at me. I'm too big and noisy to sneak around.

But @Antimatter , what can you say in your defence? You were the last one down there, and you're easily overlooked among matter of our plane of existence!

Other possible suspects:

- Mushrooms are native to dark caves and basements and wouldn't be noticed right away.

- There's also a slim blue alien around, possibly equipped with transporter or stealth technology.

- Ferrets are famous for their pickpocketing skills.

- There's a certain vampire lady who admitted she can turn into a bat

But let's not forget the possibility that the goose swallowed it.

 

[Nimran]

Well, obviously we need to kill the goose, eat it, then look for the rogue stone.

 

[mlnevese]

It's a rogue stone. It clearly stole itself and is trying to blame someone else.

 

[Urdnot_Wrex]

None of you answered the question how you can prove your own innocence, though.

Very suspicious. I smell a conspiracy.

I'm also really, really disappointed that none of our guests were brave enough to face the rats. That would never have happened on Tuchanka.

And I'm trying very hard not to think too much about the fact that the ferret suggested to first eat the goose and then search it for the stone...

 

[mlnevese]

The goose and the stone are clearly together in this heist. It's obvious!

 

[Nimran]

I’m a hungry ferret. I see goose, I eat.

If I suddenly start choking and heaving, you’ll know where the rogue stone is.

 

[Antimatter]

Indeed, nobody answered the question about proving your own innocence. I heard ravens are known to steal and cache shiny objects such as pebbles, pieces of metal, and golf balls. Maybe @Blackraven has stolen the Rogue Stone?

 

[Urdnot_Wrex]

Indeed, nobody answered the question about proving your own innocence. I heard ravens are known to steal and cache shiny objects such as pebbles, pieces of metal, and golf balls. Maybe @Blackraven has stolen the Rogue Stone?

I told you how suspicious it is that everyone is evading your question. Even you never explained when you last saw the Rogue Stone and you were the last one down there.

And excuse the stereotype, but since I mentioned it about ferrets, bards are also known for their excellent pickpocketing skills. So, @m7600 , where were you between distracting us with questions about the menu and the time when Antimatter killed the rats?

 

[mlnevese]

It was the goose AND the rogue stone...

 

[m7600]

I did see a shiny, colorful stone here. One of the tavern's employees had it. Or, I assumed he was an employee. He was twirling the stone between his fingers, looking at it intently. I asked him if I could get another drink, but there was no response. All of his attention was focused on the stone, it was as if I wasn't even there. He then tucked away the stone under his cloak and quietly existed the tavern. I looked through the window, and he seemed to be heading north, towards the hills. "What an odd fellow", I though to myself. As for appearances, this will sound incredible, but his fingers looked like small branches. I couldn't get a good look at the rest of his features, since he was almost fully covered by that long, grey cloak of his. Now that I think about it, I guess he wasn't one of the employees.

 

[Blackraven]

Indeed, nobody answered the question about proving your own innocence. I heard ravens are known to steal and cache shiny objects such as pebbles, pieces of metal, and golf balls. Maybe @Blackraven has stolen the Rogue Stone?

Ehm, I'm very, very sorry, but I swear it wasn't me. I like my gems shiny. A quest seems to be shaping up: the search for the missing rogue stone...

 

[Urdnot_Wrex]

Ehm, I'm very, very sorry, but I swear it wasn't me. I like my gems shiny. A quest seems to be shaping up: the search for the missing rogue stone...

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Exactly. And you and everyone else is welcome to join the search here.

 

[mlnevese]

Why nobody listens when I say it was the goose?

 

[Urdnot_Wrex]

[walks in with a parchment and slaps it to the wall next to the kitchen counter)

Listen people, the cook is sick again, but it's Friday and the guests are hungry, so I had to come up with something quickly. We Krogans aren't exactly famous for our handwriting (or our cooking, for that matter), but here's our menu for tonight.