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Anne Jansen, Gnome Illusionist/Thief: Prologue
After a harrowing night, Imoen and Anne are on the road, heading east toward the Friendly Arm Inn. A man dressed in red, and wearing a comically tall hat, approaches.
Elminster: Ho there, wanderer. Stay thy course to indulge an old man.
(Imoen looks at Anne. Anne looks at Imoen. Finally Imoen speaks.)
Imoen: Um...I'm sorry. But who are you? We don't talk to strangers in the woods. Safety and all.
Elminster: That is wise of you, young one. I see that Winthrop has taught you well. I am Elminster...
(Anne yelps with excitement)
Anne: Elminster! THE Elminster.
(Elminster nods and smiles)
Elminster: Yes, young one. I am Elminster: fabled Archmage and adventurer non pareil....
Anne: Ha! I don't know about all that. What I know is that you're the one my Uncle Jan beat in a casting duel!
Elminster: I'm sorry?
Anne: Yeah! I know the whole story! You and my uncle were playing an all night session of Orcian baccarat. You lost everything you had. You got so desperate that you wagered your wife and three of your five children. You lost again. You challenged my uncle to a casting duel, only you didn't know he was the best spellcaster in the realms. He beat you with one hand tied behind his back! Granted, it wasn't his hand: it was a tasoli's. But the tasoli was still attached to the hand, and I think that would be even harder, what with all the screeching and writhing...I once cast Color Spray with a squirrel in my backpack. Filthy animal that squirrel! He was always trying to burrow down to my nuts. But this girl doesn't have any nuts. Never have: never will! Nuts are disgusting!
Elminster: Ahem, well...
Anne: Except for my Uncle Jan's nuts! My uncle has the best nuts! I very much look forward to eating my uncle's nuts!
Elminster: Oh my...
Anne: He has pecans and walnuts and...
Elminster: Excuse me! Anne! May I just say that I'm relieved to hear that your uncle has pecans and walnuts.
Anne: Ha! I bet you are. It means your wife and three of your kids will always have something to eat!
Elminster: stunned silence
Anne: Maybe the rest of your kids have something to eat, too. I mean, if you're doing ok. Are you doing ok, Elminster? Do you have nuts or did my uncle take those from you too?
Elminster: (Flummoxed) I'm sorry, Anne. I can see this wasn't a good idea. I'll be going now...
Anne: Oh, I get it bad memories and all- from the last time you met a Jansen! I understand! It was good meeting you, though. I'm going to see my uncle soon. And when I do, I'll tell your wife and kids you said hi. Who knows? Maybe they miss you? Catch ya later, Elmo!
(And with that, Elminster walked away, Anne smiling and waving as he left. Imoen, again, breaks the silence)
Imoen: I can't believe you spoke to Elminster like that!
Anne: What are you talking about? He'll be back for more. No doubt about it!
Imoen: We are never seeing him again- not after what you said!
Anne: Ha! We'll see him over and over. You can bet on it. Someday you'll learn to trust me, Imoen. Come on! We've got to get to the Friendly Arm Inn! Khalid and Jaheira are waiting for us! I can't wait to talk to them!
Imoen: Ok, but maybe I should talk this time? Just a suggestion...
Anne: Na. I don't think so! What would be the fun in that! Come on, let's go!
Best,
A.
After a harrowing night, Imoen and Anne are on the road, heading east toward the Friendly Arm Inn. A man dressed in red, and wearing a comically tall hat, approaches.
Elminster: Ho there, wanderer. Stay thy course to indulge an old man.
(Imoen looks at Anne. Anne looks at Imoen. Finally Imoen speaks.)
Imoen: Um...I'm sorry. But who are you? We don't talk to strangers in the woods. Safety and all.
Elminster: That is wise of you, young one. I see that Winthrop has taught you well. I am Elminster...
(Anne yelps with excitement)
Anne: Elminster! THE Elminster.
(Elminster nods and smiles)
Elminster: Yes, young one. I am Elminster: fabled Archmage and adventurer non pareil....
Anne: Ha! I don't know about all that. What I know is that you're the one my Uncle Jan beat in a casting duel!
Elminster: I'm sorry?
Anne: Yeah! I know the whole story! You and my uncle were playing an all night session of Orcian baccarat. You lost everything you had. You got so desperate that you wagered your wife and three of your five children. You lost again. You challenged my uncle to a casting duel, only you didn't know he was the best spellcaster in the realms. He beat you with one hand tied behind his back! Granted, it wasn't his hand: it was a tasoli's. But the tasoli was still attached to the hand, and I think that would be even harder, what with all the screeching and writhing...I once cast Color Spray with a squirrel in my backpack. Filthy animal that squirrel! He was always trying to burrow down to my nuts. But this girl doesn't have any nuts. Never have: never will! Nuts are disgusting!
Elminster: Ahem, well...
Anne: Except for my Uncle Jan's nuts! My uncle has the best nuts! I very much look forward to eating my uncle's nuts!
Elminster: Oh my...
Anne: He has pecans and walnuts and...
Elminster: Excuse me! Anne! May I just say that I'm relieved to hear that your uncle has pecans and walnuts.
Anne: Ha! I bet you are. It means your wife and three of your kids will always have something to eat!
Elminster: stunned silence
Anne: Maybe the rest of your kids have something to eat, too. I mean, if you're doing ok. Are you doing ok, Elminster? Do you have nuts or did my uncle take those from you too?
Elminster: (Flummoxed) I'm sorry, Anne. I can see this wasn't a good idea. I'll be going now...
Anne: Oh, I get it bad memories and all- from the last time you met a Jansen! I understand! It was good meeting you, though. I'm going to see my uncle soon. And when I do, I'll tell your wife and kids you said hi. Who knows? Maybe they miss you? Catch ya later, Elmo!
(And with that, Elminster walked away, Anne smiling and waving as he left. Imoen, again, breaks the silence)
Imoen: I can't believe you spoke to Elminster like that!
Anne: What are you talking about? He'll be back for more. No doubt about it!
Imoen: We are never seeing him again- not after what you said!
Anne: Ha! We'll see him over and over. You can bet on it. Someday you'll learn to trust me, Imoen. Come on! We've got to get to the Friendly Arm Inn! Khalid and Jaheira are waiting for us! I can't wait to talk to them!
Imoen: Ok, but maybe I should talk this time? Just a suggestion...
Anne: Na. I don't think so! What would be the fun in that! Come on, let's go!
Best,
A.
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