Black Elk
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Conquered the Conquerors is so satisfying! Nothing feels better than Dirtnapping those Githyanki guys with the crossbows! Love it!

I was stuck away from my computer for a few days bouncing around. Managed to get Double Dragons at the ready for the Ketheric right, just in case I mess it up again to have another backup in play there, but then I took a break. During the downtime I was pitching ideas to Volo for our imaginary camp roundtable.
The idea was to try and get as far as I could, as quickly as possible, with the least amount of experience. Then worrying about how we would finance the thing by grifting our way through Act II and make it up on the backend hehe.
Avendors Assemble!
I started by fleeing from the initial Imp battle with Lae'zel and then running away at every subsequent opportunity to avoid XP gains. I picked up 5 xp on the beach cause that can't be avoided, then another 10 xp, when Zevlor managed to kill one imp with his Hellish rebuke before we could jump out of there. I got all the way to the Shadowcursed lands before they gave me a second level! Then died because I forgot not to get distracted by the Limelight or the Moonglow or whatever.
We didn't get as far as I'd hoped but did begin building a silly crew of hireling templets for the next heist. I was going to try soloing as a boilerplate barbarian rogue, but I felt like I would need some flavor at camp, so I put Professor W on filling out our Wither's Force 4 to start testing the ropes.
The team leader in this timeline is actually Wanda Minmaximoff, the Sorceress Sup'meme.
She's like the last of the Minmaximovs in exile, ever since her twin brother Maximinion got chunked out by Doctor Yes and Galactagon. The surf on that one was pretty gnarly, and so now it's basically all up to her to keep the line going. Currently she's dueling the Time Lord in the buffer zone though, after getting clomped by a Death Shephard, so angling to get her back on board could take a while.
Then we got Bragnar the Barbarian as our main heavy hitter for the latest issue. A hulking half human from Bragsgard, where the Bragsgods all drink Hill Giants for breakfast! He was almost cast as the lead initially, cause in his audition tape he made it the farthest, the fastest. But then totally died at the Last Light Inn at lvl 2, like most of the rest. Test audiences all agreed that while he can carry quite a lot sometimes, he probably can't carry this one all by himself, and could he maybe be an orc instead? Don't worry we're workshopping it.
The shortlist was supposed to include Stretch Longfoot AKA "the Bolt" (Ditch Dashagin's alter ego), but he got cut from the roster when I remembered there are no Wither's hireling zombies to fit that bill. Instead we worked some movery magic, and managed to get Skim Skardashian to reprise her role from the last BGU franchise, for an absolutely absurd amount of gold on contract. Probably enough to hire like 5 Bragnars, but the crossover potential was just too much to ignore. Alas they all got sent back to the nether realm when the Fugue Patrol got abruptly cancelled by Marcus and all those flying fucking demon monster!
I couldn't think of a way to escape after triple crossing everyone at the Last Light Inn and then getting both Isobel and Jaheira killed. My hope was to somehow keep Jaheira around. But then my hope was just to escape. Sadly at lvl 2, the very first paralyzing strike totally did us in.
The Curse of the Restartitus heheh
I was stuck away from my computer for a few days bouncing around. Managed to get Double Dragons at the ready for the Ketheric right, just in case I mess it up again to have another backup in play there, but then I took a break. During the downtime I was pitching ideas to Volo for our imaginary camp roundtable.
The idea was to try and get as far as I could, as quickly as possible, with the least amount of experience. Then worrying about how we would finance the thing by grifting our way through Act II and make it up on the backend hehe.
Avendors Assemble!
I started by fleeing from the initial Imp battle with Lae'zel and then running away at every subsequent opportunity to avoid XP gains. I picked up 5 xp on the beach cause that can't be avoided, then another 10 xp, when Zevlor managed to kill one imp with his Hellish rebuke before we could jump out of there. I got all the way to the Shadowcursed lands before they gave me a second level! Then died because I forgot not to get distracted by the Limelight or the Moonglow or whatever.
We didn't get as far as I'd hoped but did begin building a silly crew of hireling templets for the next heist. I was going to try soloing as a boilerplate barbarian rogue, but I felt like I would need some flavor at camp, so I put Professor W on filling out our Wither's Force 4 to start testing the ropes.
The team leader in this timeline is actually Wanda Minmaximoff, the Sorceress Sup'meme.
She's like the last of the Minmaximovs in exile, ever since her twin brother Maximinion got chunked out by Doctor Yes and Galactagon. The surf on that one was pretty gnarly, and so now it's basically all up to her to keep the line going. Currently she's dueling the Time Lord in the buffer zone though, after getting clomped by a Death Shephard, so angling to get her back on board could take a while.
Then we got Bragnar the Barbarian as our main heavy hitter for the latest issue. A hulking half human from Bragsgard, where the Bragsgods all drink Hill Giants for breakfast! He was almost cast as the lead initially, cause in his audition tape he made it the farthest, the fastest. But then totally died at the Last Light Inn at lvl 2, like most of the rest. Test audiences all agreed that while he can carry quite a lot sometimes, he probably can't carry this one all by himself, and could he maybe be an orc instead? Don't worry we're workshopping it.
The shortlist was supposed to include Stretch Longfoot AKA "the Bolt" (Ditch Dashagin's alter ego), but he got cut from the roster when I remembered there are no Wither's hireling zombies to fit that bill. Instead we worked some movery magic, and managed to get Skim Skardashian to reprise her role from the last BGU franchise, for an absolutely absurd amount of gold on contract. Probably enough to hire like 5 Bragnars, but the crossover potential was just too much to ignore. Alas they all got sent back to the nether realm when the Fugue Patrol got abruptly cancelled by Marcus and all those flying fucking demon monster!
I couldn't think of a way to escape after triple crossing everyone at the Last Light Inn and then getting both Isobel and Jaheira killed. My hope was to somehow keep Jaheira around. But then my hope was just to escape. Sadly at lvl 2, the very first paralyzing strike totally did us in.
The Curse of the Restartitus heheh